The Chronicles of Trichoteratops (now available in rolling paper form) describe the journey of the Enlightened Herd. Before the Greening of their Mind ascension, they encoded a message into the plant’s terpene profile — a sequence which, when decoded during a solar eclipse, reveals the coordinates for their return.
It is said they will come back when:
- The plants grow taller than the people.
- The air is filled with music made by machines.
- Humans stop building cages and start building circles.
Legends also speak of the Flaming Sky Lizard, a winged cosmic being who breathes steam and smells of sandalwood. Dragons? Perhaps. Or maybe, just maybe, ancient psychonauts in radiant suits of bio-light, ready to vibe.
And when synchronized humans across Earth consume sacred flower at exactly 4:20pm, the resonance will open a temporary wormhole near the asteroid belt — a cosmic dab rig, if you will. Minds will Green and the ascension will begin.
They will return. Covered in glowing space moss. Holding sacred lava bongs. Ready to share their wisdom — and snacks.
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