1. Trichoteratops
The Visionary Guardian
Species: Triceratops + Mystic Synthesaur
Role: Keeper of the Prophecy and First to Ascend
Backstory:
Trichoteratops was the first to ingest the THC-Rex strain and experience the “Greening.” After witnessing visions of the incoming asteroid and interstellar escape, she led the Enlightened Herd to construct the mind-formed cocoons for space travel. She can still be seen in the orbit of ZED-420b during solar eclipses, wings shimmering with terpene-infused light. Her frill is said to resonate with solar flares.
2. Danklodocus
The Cosmic Engineer
Species: Diplodocus + Chrono-Melded TechnoShaman
Role: Master of Organic Geometry and Bonsai Cultivation
Backstory:
Danklodocus developed the genetically adaptive bonsai cannabis that sustains their Green Minds. With a tail that acts as an antenna for cosmic frequencies, they’re the silent architect of the Landing Grid Circles and time-loop fields surrounding ZED-420b. Danklo speaks only in harmonic tones and fractal gestures.
3. SativaRaptor
The Frequency Activator
Species: Velociraptor + Sonic Flame Dancer
Role: Communicator with Earth via beats, memes & moon-based radio
Backstory:
Fast-talking, rhythm-walking, deeply chill. SativaRaptor rediscovered Earth’s 420 signal and amplified it through a deep-bass interdimensional sound bath. They’re often credited with triggering the “420 Resurgence” in the 1970s via rhythmic dream-seeding. Known to ride dragon thermals and drop riddles like it’s their love language.
4. Indicanthropus
The Soft-Spoken Seer
Species: Ankylosaurus + Nebula-Meditative Mystic
Role: Cosmic Memory Holder & Portal Opener
Backstory:
Indicanthropus remembers everything. They were there before the herb bloomed, and claim to have sipped dew from the first trichome under a planetary eclipse, triggering the Greening of their Mind. They drift through wormholes in states of gentle contemplation, quietly tending the ancient archive of psychedelic dreams encoded in terpenes.
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