Vol 3

 Galactic Solstice Edition: July 2025 | Earth Frequency: 420.69 MHz | ZED-420b Approved

Cover Feature: “Let the Music Make Love to You”

When Two Dinosaurs Fell in Love at a Sound Bath and Built a Frequency Portal with Funk

Inside: A radiant journey through music, smoke, and sacred mischief with the galaxy’s grooviest spacefaring soulmates. 

Inside This Issue:

The Entourage Awakening: How terpenes, touch, and telepathy are changing everything we thought we knew about cannabis.

Love, Laughter & Lizard DNA: Ancestral intimacy rituals decoded from Trichoteratops’ private scrolls.

Are You the Vibe, or Just Vibing? A self-assessment for those confused by interdimensional attraction.

The Bonsai Chronicles: Growing spiritual micro-plants on the lunar crust — and in your heart.

Let the Music Make Love to You

A field guide to embodied sound, sacred smoke, and surrendering to the beat.

This isn’t a dance party. It’s a rite of remembrance.

It starts like this:

You grind the herb slowly, intentionally.

You queue up a playlist that makes your skin hum.

You put in your earbuds like you’re sealing in a secret.

And then you listen — not with your ears, but with your bones.

And somewhere between that first bass drop and the last lingering chord, something beautiful happens:

You stop being the one moving… and become the one being moved.

The Ritual

This isn’t about “getting high” and vibing out — though that’s lovely.

This is about letting psychedelic cannabis and somatic rhythm coax you into the truth of your own body.

Here’s how:

1. Smoke the kind of herb that drops you into your hips.

Heavy, grounded, full-spectrum flower. Think: earthy indicas with terpene profiles that taste like ancestral dirt and star sap.

2. Choose music that seduces.

Not just lyrically — energetically.

Look for rhythm, breath, tone, and space. Tracks that make you want to close your eyes and say “oh damn.”

3. Let the lights be low, the floor be soft, the body be free.

4. Don’t try to dance.

Let movement arise from the inside. Let the inhale curve your spine. Let the exhale sway your ribs.

Let the music make love to you. Literally. Energetically. Tenderly.

What Actually Happens?

When you combine:

Psychedelic cannabis (which enhances interoceptive and emotional sensitivity)

Music (which bypasses the thinking mind and touches the primal core)

Somatic surrender (which rewires how safety and pleasure feel in the body)

…you unlock a portal. A place where trauma dissolves, desire reclaims its sacredness, and joy becomes devotional.

This isn’t just sexy.

This is sacred.

Why It Matters

In a culture that separates sensuality from spirituality — and mind from body — this practice is radical.

It says:

Pleasure is medicine.

Movement is memory.

You don’t need to go out there to find God.

You just need to let the rhythm bloom in your flesh.

Want to Try It?

We’ll be publishing a companion playlist in the next issue.

A guided voice track is in the works (think: Trichoteratops whispering breath cues over deep bass).

And yes — it makes a gorgeous solo practice or a next-level shared experience.

Until then… grind slow, breathe deep, and let your whole being be an instrument.

Let the music make love to you. You deserve to feel that alive.